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Ms. Sweetthang [Dec. 12th, 2006|02:16 am]
havent done this in a while. my life as of late has been very good, and to top it all off im in a really loving relationship with a sweet ass girl. she really makes me fill like im really loved and cared about, eventhough we live like an hour away its still worth it when i get to see her. though it is hard not being able to see her all the time i still couldnt see myself with anyone else. she is my life and being associated with her makes me happier then i would be dating any other girl. she really is everything i'd ever wanted in a girl and more then i could ever ask for.
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birf day [Sep. 27th, 2006|11:28 am]
it's my motha fuckin birf day nigga's yeaaayaa, hwhut, okaaaaaaaayyyyyyy.
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if you're a true friend you'll read, no comment necessary [Jun. 11th, 2006|09:40 am]
[Current Location |home]
[mood | stressed]
[music |nothing]

This is the hardest and most important LJ enrty i'm ever going to type. this is about something that has been apart of me for the last four years, and will be apart of me for the rest of my life. as a young boy i grew up being obese never knowing what to do to help myself out to lose it either. then at fifteen i decided that i needed a change, that i needed to start over. so i went on a crash course to help myself, to get in shape and no longer suffer from obesitty. for almost three years i was in the gym two to three hours every day, working my ass off trying to get healthy. when i was seventeen some how my dad forgot to pay the last payment on our life time membership. i became depressed, i asked myself how could this have happened. one day i was happy lifting weights not having a worry in the world, the next i was crying because i felt all the hard work was going to be for nothing. after about two months i noticed i had gained twenty pounds, i was back up to 200lbs. so i did the worse thing anyone could do to themselves, i became Bulimic. this has been with me for the last four years up until a month and a half ago. i'm going through alot of shit because i treated my body so poorly, but it's worth it. what changed my mind about this whole thing is that i realized that someone i loved dearly knew about it and i wanted to for that person. then i my dad started to have heart problems, which gave me even more of an incentive to get healthy, especially knowing that heart problems are hereditary in my family. i tell you all this because it's going to take alot for me to beat this, and i really need the support of all my friends to do so. so if you see me eating healthy, or not eating that much please don't try to intervene it's just me trying to beat something that is bigger then me. i hope this doesn't make any of you think any less of me, but if it does then sorry. thanx and i love you all.
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(no subject) [May. 28th, 2006|07:13 pm]
[Current Location |The Slums]
[mood |inraged]
[music |godless rising]

I stair at the stars every night now, just like i used to as a kid. I fill exactly the same as i did back then, wondering what the future holds for me. The pain hasn't left yet, but it's getting better day by day. I find myself being mad at the world more and more everyday, shit.... i've getting into four fight in the last week. It really sucks because this is not me, i hate fighting but every time i go out now an insurmountable amount of rage just comes over me and all i think is how much i want to break someones face. I hope it will get better over time, but i see no end in sight as of now. i wish people would be as respectful to me as i am to them.
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(no subject) [May. 27th, 2006|04:39 am]
if my life isn't already fucking great enough my dad told me that he has Cancer. i wish all these tears would stop, it just fills like god has a vandetta against me. my life sucks, no matter what i do it always leeds me back to the shit hole i started from
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(no subject) [May. 23rd, 2006|10:29 pm]
[Current Location |chillin]

so yeah here is the real explanation. i walk into my apt to find my girlfriend suckin dick. alright she tries to justify this by saying that some girl called her saying i cheated in her with the girl on the phone. and if you know me you know i would rather kill myself then put someone through me cheating on them. but back to the story, yeah i ended up beating the shit out of the dude and then i acted all crazy and oh yeah i stabbed myself in the neck, i didnt know what i was doing because i wanted to just kill at this point. but all in all i trashed the place took all the shit i ever gave her because she basically never deserved me in the first place. and oh yeah if anyone even think i actually cheated on her, i have alabies up the ass so if anyone wants to find out everthing that actually happened that night ask me.
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(no subject) [May. 16th, 2006|02:19 am]
[Current Location |now here is no where]
[mood |how do you think i fill]

today i finally realized it was over from the beginning. i drug it out longer than what i should and now i suffer for it. it's my own fault though, i should have known that it was going to end like this. but i come from a long line of stubborn idiots, so it's only in my nature to try to make things work when they were broke from the beginning.
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tattoo [Mar. 30th, 2006|12:34 am]
[Current Location |home chillin]
[mood | excited]
[music |rising force]

i'm a broke ass joke, i came too terms with that a long time ago. but some how i'm going to scroungle up a "few" bucks to get most of my sleeved filled. you know where i'm getting it done, it's going to be next tues on the 4th. so if y'all want you could come visit for a bit, it would be greatly appreciated. and don't worry i'm going to be in the chair from 2 till 10 so you can't miss the time i'm going to be there.
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(no subject) [Mar. 21st, 2006|12:21 am]
jsut hangingout at the new apartment. got cable/ internet now and it's pritty nice. if anyone wants to stop on by just give me a call. 513-5633
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(no subject) [Mar. 17th, 2006|01:08 pm]
[mood |home less yeah that's a fillin]
[music |In Flames]

these last couple days i've been able to do things that i havent in a while. eventhough i lost someone i loved in the proses she's it seems she's better off, and all i've ever wanted was for her to be happy. though it may hurt worst then any pain hopefully i can mend this heart and give it to someone that appreciates it and doesn't, and doesn't take it for granted like many before. and don't fill sorry, you did all you could, and that's all you ever could have done.

P.S. i miss and love you Grandma, hope you're happy
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(no subject) [Mar. 12th, 2006|03:23 am]
Saturday night was some what of therapy for me. it's been a while since i've spent a whole day with the boys, and it made alot of built up stress go away. but even though it was good it was still ruined because of a curtain someone.

p.s. i hate that my emotions get the better of me
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(no subject) [Feb. 28th, 2006|03:11 am]
[mood | restless]
[music |nothing]

this day will be long instilled in my mind as long as i live as the best and worse day of my life. today i remembered how strong of a person i really am, and on the other hand i realized how vulnerable i am to the world. i've been through alot in my life, and few people knew who i am, who i truely am. today someone found out who i am, they seen all my strengths and weaknesses. i'm glad to have shared it with that person no matter the outcome, no matter how much it hurts. i'm done hoping and praying because it's not my place to weave the web of the future or even try to predict it. i'm also happy to know i am appreciated and not takin lightly when i leave everything out on the table. everything that has happened through my life has lead up to the next couple months, and even though i've been strong in the past, i have to be ten times as strong as i've ever been just to survive the worst if it so happens to rear its head. i've never wanted to fill like this, but i knew it was going to happen one day eventually. so i guess i'll just roll with the punches and see what happpens.
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heeyyyllll yeeeeeah boooooyyyy [Feb. 6th, 2006|12:37 pm]
[mood | ecstatic]
[music |still some of that good as LOG]

my life gets better and better everyday. i got an awsome girlfriend that i adore, going to school, and beside some of the "shit" that i'm kinda accustumed to everything is fine. but now the furkin Flying Lariot is back in action, ohh yes the greatest vehicle to ever take the road is reborn. and if you know about the Lariot you are almost as excited as i am, because you know how furkin sweet it is. and even though the GF doesn't know how awsome it is she's still excited to not have to drive all the furkin time. life is good.
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(no subject) [Jan. 21st, 2006|12:06 am]
[mood |happier than i've ever been]
[music |Fuckin boss ass Stryper]

when i was a kid i always was ridiculed for being fat, or white, or poor, but now i finally fill like i am wanted. i have more friends that i could ever ask for, i'm not depressed all the time like i used to be. and most importantly i'm in the relationship i could only dream about years back, with the most amazing girl i've ever meet in my life. to all of my friends thank you for just getting to know me, it meens more than you know just to have met all of you let alone be friends. And to Ashley, you have givin me the most amazing days of my life, and no matter what happens in the future i will hold these days closser to my heart then any other. and to you all as a hole, thanks for you are what makes me well me. i finally can say i fill like i can be myself without anyone judging me. i love all of you
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(no subject) [Jan. 9th, 2006|11:52 pm]
[mood | thankful]
[music |no music food network bitches hahahahaha]

today i learned something, i learned no matter how bad things get in a relationship. no matter how bad you fill or the other fills things can always get better if you truley love one another. i am a loser first and foremost, no matter what people might think i am 'just that'. but even though things almost ended i fill she realized that is what she took me as, and also realized how happy i make her even if she is mad at me. and i love her for that, and i hope she knows even when i'm mad, or upset i still love her, and i wouldn't change anything about her. she is truely the most beautyful person i have ever known in my life. i love you Ashley, thanx for understanding
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(no subject) [Jan. 8th, 2006|08:14 pm]
[mood | good]
[music |cradle of filth]

cool ass new tattoo, pics will come when i get ahold of someone's camera. it took around 4 hours but it with worth the time pain i had to put up with. having the needle go across my wrists made me realized that those little emo kids sliting their wrists are fucking idiots
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(no subject) [Jan. 4th, 2006|11:39 pm]
[mood | blank]
[music |Nicky P]

the hole that has been empty most of my life, for the most part has been full to the brim as of late. but once again it fills as if it were slowly being dug out. i have never felt such pain in my life, never have i cried so hard or even showed emotion to multiple people. for once i've felt like nothing could go wrong like my life was perfect. i even for the first time in my life had been looking forward to the future, instead of living my life day-by-day. but to no avail like more times then not shit goes wrong. i live my life as the NICE GUY never getting in no ones way, never tryin to piss off any one, always being there when someone needs a shoulder to cry on, and actually listening to peoples problemes. i wish that saying nice guys finish last weren't but most of the time it is, hopefully this story won't end with a broken heart and all works out. but as of now we'll see, and if you a true friend of mine i just want to say i love you all you mean the world to me
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(no subject) [Dec. 14th, 2005|09:24 am]
[mood | energetic]
[music |the onion song]

I Love Onions

I don't like snails or toads or frogs
Or strange things living under logs
But mmm, I love onions!

I don't like to dance with Crazy Ted
He's always jumping on my head
But mmm, I love onions!

Onions, onions, la-la-la!
Onions, onions, ha-ha-ha!
Root doot doot-doot, doot doot doot!

Onions, onions, la-la-la!
Onions, onions, ha-ha-ha!
Root doot doot-doot, doot doot doot!

I don't like rain or snow or hail
Or Moby Dick the Great White Whale
But mmm, I love onions!

I don't like shoes that pinch your toes
Or people who squirt you with a garden hose
But mmm, I love onions!

Onions, onions, la-la-la!
Onions, onions, ha-ha-ha!
Root doot doot-doot, doot doot doot!

Onions, onions, la-la-la!
Onions, onions, ha-ha-ha!
Root doot doot-doot, doot doot doot!

Onion is a tuberous vegetable, and is a member of the genus Stinkus
Delicioso. It was highly prized by the ancient Egyptian pharaohs and their
friends and cousins . It causes watering of the eyes and rubifaction of the skin
but it is very, very tasty.

Onions, onions, la-la-la!
Onions, onions, ha-ha-ha!
Root doot doot-doot, doot doot doot!

Onions, onions, la-la-la!
Onions, onions, ha-ha-ha!
Root doot doot-doot, doot doot doot!

How vewy, vewy gwood.

THIS IS MY THEME SONG, I LOVE THIS SONG ALMOST AS MUCH AS AN ACTUAL ONION. my girl friend is pritty awsome too, squirt hah hah hah hah
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(no subject) [Dec. 10th, 2005|06:07 pm]
[mood |pissed at myself]

I'M A FUCKIN DUMBASS PERIOD
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copycat noob [Nov. 21st, 2005|09:02 am]
[mood | angry]
[music |Iron Maiden]

so i walk into the mott prahl center to get something to drink. and i see this fag ass mott middle noob that i always, and every time i see him i think he's a jack ass.well today i sherioushly wanted to kill him. many of my friends know that i used to have this hair style that wased fucked, but i loved it, it was my own. this motha fucka walkin all up in the prahl with tha same ass hair stlye. i wated to fuckin choke his ass. but i can't because he's like 5 years younger then me, so if any of my mott middle friends get this, punch that nigga in the face!
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